GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie sce